The Mold

You come to your senses and realize that it is pointless to even consider the option of tracking down a powerful and elusive aberration when you can hardly tie your shoes or reach a doorknob. At least you will get to spend the afternoon sipping apple juice and playing with power ranger action figures until your parents come and pick you up. At some point your superiors will realize that you have failed your mission but in the meantime you might as well enjoy the bliss of having no responsibilities aside from using the potty and cleaning up your blocks.