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This Story is Going Nowhere Fast
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Sulldog35
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Rather than coming to life like Frosty, you find yourself suddenly immobilized. Fearing the worst, you try to remove the hat from your head.
You have 3 choices:
You succeed and beat up the strange man
You succeed and tear up the hat
You fail and spend the next several years as a department store display dummy remarked on for being lifelike