This Story is Going Nowhere Fast

As you fade from consciousness, you realize that there is an afterlife. Wishing you had paid more attention in Sunday school you wait as the "light at the end of the tunnel" begins to grow, and then, to your horror, starts to draw way.

You wake up four days later in a hospital bed. It seems your run-in with the parking meter left you unconscious.

The whole dying bit was a dream!