The Adventures of the Cardboard Knight
So, you slash at it. And it gets pissed. It attacks you back. And it hurts. You get madder and hit it again. A little red splat with a number that reads: "2" appears above it. It hits you again and a little number reads "19". You hit it again and the point is 3. It hits you again and it is 20. You die. But then miraculously, you end up stripped down to your peasant clothes and end up in a big town square thing. There are a bunch of people. They are pretty much stripped naked too.