Pitch Black

Well, you have had quite enough of this strange place. You pull the revolver up to your head and pull the trigger. The bullet goes straight through your head.

"What the hell?" you ask.

"Precisely," says a Mysterious Disembodied Voice.

"...eh?"

"I said PRECISELY, you dumbass."

"Uh, ok." (Pause) "Hey, I'm not a dumbass!"

"If you're not a dumbass, then why would you try to kill yourself if you're ALREADY DEAD?!?!?!?!?!" the MDV queries.

"Uh..."

Your response for that is: