Summer Vacation

"Man, seriously you know, maybe we should get serious about our studies this summer and go and scope out Stanford! I hear they have an awesome summer science camp up there!"

"WHAT?! Dude, I thought you were cool. Don't go turning into a geek on me."

You stutter "Well ... we could ... go and try Berkley ... I guess. My mom said she'd buy me a new encyclopedia if I joined their study camp ..."

"That's it dude. You're out. I think I'm gonna go hang out with my NORMAL friends now ... bye!" He hangs up.

You go home and cry like a baby. Then you cheer yourself up by learning the dictionary for the rest of the break. When you go back to school, you take refuge in the library to escape your former friends.

In short, you generally live a life of misery and torment until the day you die. The End.
End Of Story