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Interdimensional Traveler

You leave the Big Mac right where it is. No way are you eating anything from an ABANDONED McDonald's, especially since you don't know how long it has been sitting there...

You sleep on the floor near the registers, and wake up the next morning to see someone messing around in the dumpster outside.

You head toward the door and realize that it is Paris Hilton. Apparently, in this world, she is a destitute bum.