Interdimensional Traveler

You return quickly to dimension 225, and Pauly Shore's abandoned warehouse. You give him the ten million dollars. He thanks you, and heads straight to the board of elections to put in a recall request against Summer Glau. His request is approved, and President Glau is removed from office. Pauly Shore delivers none of the promises he offered you to help him out. He is so wrapped up in his new war against the Bahamas, and declaring the Hot Dog the new national currency, that he forgets all about you. Within two years, President Shore is assassinated by his own mother, and then his vice president, Andy Dick, becomes President of the United States. He turns out to be an even worse President than Pauly Shore, constantly interrupting TV shows to pretend he is going to push the nuclear button and destroy the world. There is already talk that Summer Glau will run for President again in 2008, and you are confident she will have no problem getting restored to office. You are also confident, that after how you have betrayed her in this dimension, it is no longer a good idea for you to remain here...you've seen what she is capable of in Firefly and Serenity.

You return to your home dimension, dismantle the Dimensional Traveler, and destroy the blueprints for it.
End Of Story