The Great Adventure of Aaron Appelapolous

You are Aaron Appelapolous, a young man with knack to cause trouble. Not on purpose, mind you, but you are unusually clumsy. Your oafishness has gotten you kicked out of Branblod, a school made to train a special order of knights in all the ways of war and magic, and you have had to wait two years until school decided to give you another chance. Your father, whose reputation for courage and incredible skill is known throughout the land of Alton, is the only reason the administration has been merciful. So, please please don't make any more mistakes and try to be a good student, alright? Good luck.