Summer Vacation

You call up the local pool and get a job as a lifeguard. After a brief interview, and swimming test you get the job! You start next tomorrow! You parents are very excited. You call up your best friend Matt, and tell him that you can't make it on the roadtrip.

"Ok dude, we may not go anyway. Not enough money. But, dude, the pool is a sweet job. You just hang out all day. Plus you can scope out the chicks. Remember Megan..." Matt says.

You don't want to think about Megan. You guys broke up after she went to Prom with a Senior.

The pool begins to sound a little better. The next day you are sitting in the big chair lifeguarding... but it isn't so great.

You forgot your sunscreen so you have a nasty sunburn going. There are no girls to be found, save the old ladies doing water aerobics.

You come home distraught. You decide to...