Uncle Slappy's Quest for Monkey

For a moment, the Mutant Beast stands transfixed by your off-key rendition, begins to sway as its eyes glaze over and its hands fall to its sides.

By the time you reach the second verse or "Wouldn't it Be Lover-ly" the beast looks sleepy and there is no further activity in the diner that you can hear, except maybe the crackle of a growing fire in the distance.