Love SICK

"SAY IT! RENOUNCE GOD YOU PIECE OF FUCK!" you say angrily, but your ranting doesn't do any good, he just groans pathetically at this point and in your raving you accidently light his hair on fire which then spreads to the couch!

"SHIT!" you say and run into the kitchen and quickly fill a pot with water and throw it on the burning couch and body. Just in time for sis to come in and see.

You don't even get to speak.

"You stupid fucker! What the hell are you doing? I come home from a hard day's work and I find you nearly setting the house on fire? Ugh, it stinks too. Get all this shit outta here NOW! I don't want any excuses or to hear anything from you! Just do it! I fucking swear you're a goddamn child! And sex is fucking out of the question so just put that out of your mind right now!" Your sister then storms upstairs.

Fucked up big time, your experiment failed and sis got pissed at you. You take the bodies down into the basement, and then drag the couch out to the curb for the garbage collectors to pick up.

You make a note in your research journal to never use fire as a means of persuasion again.
End Of Story