Love SICK

You fall to your knees in defeat and hold your head in your hands.

"Baby I tried so hard to do something special for you when you got home, I had a poem that I didn't get to finish, I tried to cook for you and I fucked that up, and I made a mess of the house. Then all these worthless pieces of shit kept ringing the doorbellÂ…I didn't want this day to be like this." You weep.

Your sister goes over to comfort you.

"There, there, its okay. I know you probably tired your best. Don't worry. If it makes you feel any better, I always hated those two assistants you had, so I'm glad you killed them. You could consider that your anniversary gift to me if you want."
"Really?" you say
"Sure." She says and kisses you, which seems to make everything better.
"Thanks, (Sigh) I guess I have a lot of cleaning up to do though."
"Oh don't worry about that, leave it for tomorrow, its not like they're going anywhere. Come upstairs with me."
"Alright!" you say and begin to grope her.
"Down boy, I've had a hard day and I'm actually very tired and going to sleep, but I just want you to lie beside me and hold me."

Normally you'd complain about not getting any, but after the hard day you've also had, you wouldn't mind getting some rest yourself, so you comply and you both sleep throughout the night holding each other.
End Of Story