Valley Viper
You call your mum. She yells at you for calling so late, but she's so happy that you did. She misses you honey!
Your mum is very special and you should take her on a special trip - just the two of you.
Two weeks later, you're laying on the beach when you are hit with frizbee in the mouth. While realizing that you just lost a tooth, you hear someone yell, "Toss it here Momma's Boy!"
With the worst throw in the Female League, it lands two feet away from you.
Over the laughter, you hear "What kind of idiot brings his mum to an all-inclusive resort... in the Dominican?"
You are the biggest loser on island. You spend the rest of your trip in the room watching porn.
Your mum goes scuba diving and is eaten by a shark.
Your mum is very special and you should take her on a special trip - just the two of you.
Two weeks later, you're laying on the beach when you are hit with frizbee in the mouth. While realizing that you just lost a tooth, you hear someone yell, "Toss it here Momma's Boy!"
With the worst throw in the Female League, it lands two feet away from you.
Over the laughter, you hear "What kind of idiot brings his mum to an all-inclusive resort... in the Dominican?"
You are the biggest loser on island. You spend the rest of your trip in the room watching porn.
Your mum goes scuba diving and is eaten by a shark.