Valley Viper

"Ah... er... sniff...hello?", Al breathes into the receiver as if he's just woken from a long night of a 'dube and tube'.
"Al! We're going to the Domincan! Pack your bags, we're leaving after the holidays!" Knowing that your university student buddy has no plans, nor life, he can pretty much get up and go at any time.
"Bobby?... Hold on. I gotta a Cheesie stuck in my ear again."
Understanding, you repeat with even more enthusiasm.
"WE ARE GOING TO DOMINICAN!"