The Slasher is comming for YOU

You walk up to Pete. He has a knowing look in his eye.
"Did you get a call too?" He asks.
"Yeah," You say. "And then the guy came after me."
"I know the nerve of those PBS pledge drive people..." You explain to him what happened to you.
"Oh!" He said. "No that hasn't happened to me." You look around to make sure no one's around.
"Do you think he knows about what happened last year?" You ask siletnly.
"Hey you swore you'd never speak of that, I didn't know it was gay theater, but." You sigh,
"No Pete I'm talking about