The Meaning of Knife
"I will find you some beer," you tell him. "Some very cheap beer." <p> The dragon studies it's manicured claws absent-mindedly and scratches it's huge, scaly scrotum. It then looks at you with it's two oval eyes that are the colors of dying embers and shrugs. </p> "Oh where, oh where will I find this beer?" you wonder aloud. Then...<p> What can only be described as either a very ugly Chinese woman or an extremely handsome Chinese man waddles up to you as if he/she can help. "You want good sucky-sucky?" it asks you. "I ride you like horsey for one hour. Only two American dollar you give me and I give for you special Chinese love-sauce all over you face. I make it myself." <p> "Begone, foul peddler of sex!" you denounce the squinty-eyed freak. "God shuns those who do naughty things! You are a naughty, naughty boy! Or girl. Whatever." </p> "You spank me I so naughty?" the chink asks hopefully. "You spank me long time?" <p> You hold your ground and, "Never!" you scream. "Begone from my Holy presence!" </p> But the chink just won't go away. "You want go pee-pee on my face?" <p> "Sure, why not?" And you proceed to pee on it's face. Afterwards, the two of you cuddle. Then suddenly it hits you, YOU'VE GOT A CHRIST KNIFE TO FIND! Better go find some beer! </p> Then again, cuddling sure is fun.