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The Meaning of Knife

You walk to America and head straight for President Bush. You find him preaching about G--. You two have alot in common! (you preach about Satan).

You walk over to Bush, inspecting him thoroughly (you have already inspected his daughters VERY thoroughly). The ChristKnife is in his back pocket!

Before you grab it, you hear the rest of his speech. "I hate all minorities! I hate gays! Goodbye!"

OMFG, you two are exactly alike! Perhaps you and he could take over the world together, and punish humanity with you sacred morals!