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The Meaning of Knife

You pick an apple off of a nearby cherry tree and begin to eat. When you have finished with your apple, you toss it on the ground.

Unbeknownst to you, you f---ing retard, there is this little thing called the chaos effect. It says that everything has at least a minute effect on everything else. Where you dropped your apple is a huge crack in the earth.

This crack gets longer and wider. Eventually it reaches the city of Jerusalem, killing all of the infidels inside.

You grandly enter the city gates, extremely proud of what you have just done. Before you is the ChristKnife. Well, you might as well begin with the children, repenting their sins...