Steve-The Text Adventure

The Roberik lets out a howl and leaps toward you while Nicole jumps to another pillar. You and Burger give chase as Adam and Scott face down the beast. The Roberick stands for a sec until the halves start to combine into some huge beast that now appears at least 20 ft tall. "Holly freeeeeholy!" Adam screams. "GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA" Scott screams as he runs to the beast and kicks it strait in the shin. The beast roars as it kicks him back sending the leprechaun crashing into the nekkid cowboy. They roll to a stop a few feet farther back and the Roberek charges! Adam throws Scott to the left as jump flips up, grips the Roberek's shirt and flips himself up onto the fro of the Roberek beast. He positions himself to ride the jewmonster "YEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAW" he screams as he pulls back on the nonsensical T-shirt the beast wears chocking it down. 'I....WILL......RIDE....YOOOUUU". The monster roars and trips a bit forward and back until it falls to its knees, the pillar shakes violently as the beast falls, knocking Scott to his feet. The Leprechaun knows at once what to do, he runs as hard as he can, hitting a speed no leprechaun has ever achieved and slams into the crotch of the monster with the force of a hundred thousand little angry men. The monster screams in pain as it rolls over and off the platform, at the last moment, Adam leaps from it to the pillar, he doesn’t get the distance he needs however and comes up just short! At the last moment, Scott rolls to the edge and grabs his arm. "I GOT YEH LADDIE!" he screams. Below them the pillar begins to crack.