Mr. Wiggles Big Adventures (Not a Childrens Story)
When you smack that ho that aint paid you your money, you better do it right. Smackin' hos aint as easy as some folks make it out to be. It's a subtle art. You can't be too rough. You can't be too soft. You gots to be somewhere in the middle, playboy.
And you better have that baby powder handy. When you slap that ho, you better do it right. You heard? And there's different kinds of slaps for different kinds of hos. And there's a different kind of ho on every block. But you better keep your game together. Remember, you're in this for the money. Don't let those hos play with your emotions - and by that I mean, you better get paid.
When that ho don't pay you - whether she's white or black or Asian or what the fuck ever - you better slap her till she's seein' stars. But you better not scar her face. Don't damage the goods. You catchin' my drift?
And you better have that baby powder handy. When you slap that ho, you better do it right. You heard? And there's different kinds of slaps for different kinds of hos. And there's a different kind of ho on every block. But you better keep your game together. Remember, you're in this for the money. Don't let those hos play with your emotions - and by that I mean, you better get paid.
When that ho don't pay you - whether she's white or black or Asian or what the fuck ever - you better slap her till she's seein' stars. But you better not scar her face. Don't damage the goods. You catchin' my drift?