Steve-The Text Adventure

You call triple A. A message plays on the other end. "Demon damage is not covered by our policy" "If this is not demon related, please press 1" you press one. "As per the appearance of the demons, our policy of coverage has changed. From now on, it’s a self service coverage. I.E. fix your own damn problem. We thank you for choosing AAA. Have a wonderful day." The line hangs up. "Damn it" you say to yourself.