Steve-The Text Adventure

Adam places his hands on his hips and stairs off into the distance, a look of thought on his face. He stands about an inch too close to you as he begins his sentence. "Well by the looks of things, we appear to be stuck out here in nature herself, heHAW" he tips his hat at you as he walks out to the middle of the road. "I think what were gonna have to do is dance, pure, unadulterated dancing. It's gonna involve a whole lot of nudity, but I think were up to it. What do you say sport?"