Stewie's Sexy Party!
You grab your cat, "Muff Diver" and walk up to your room and open the window.
"GERONIMO Biznatch!"
Your loud screams of utter stupidity scare the shit out of the cat, and she leaps on your face with full claw-age. In your blinding pain (ha ha, a pun!) you fall out the window and crack your neck.
"Muff Diver" was in the news the next week for being the first cat to inherit $300 million, as your parents never changed what they called their "joke will" in which they gave all their money to their cat.
The cat, in a spending spree, accidentally purchases a nuclear arsenal, and then accidentally launches nukes a the Capitol of the United States.
Damn commie kitties.
"GERONIMO Biznatch!"
Your loud screams of utter stupidity scare the shit out of the cat, and she leaps on your face with full claw-age. In your blinding pain (ha ha, a pun!) you fall out the window and crack your neck.
"Muff Diver" was in the news the next week for being the first cat to inherit $300 million, as your parents never changed what they called their "joke will" in which they gave all their money to their cat.
The cat, in a spending spree, accidentally purchases a nuclear arsenal, and then accidentally launches nukes a the Capitol of the United States.
Damn commie kitties.
