TRASH
"Fuck this, I'm not getting involved in this shit, I got enough people wanting to kill me, I don't need another. If you got any brain cells left, you'll do the same." You say.
"Damn Mel, I thought you were supposed to have fuckin' balls, what the hell, Tina got 'em in her purse today?"
"Dan, I'm gonna ignore that, 'cause the shit you're gonna be in, is gonna be much worse than anything I could do to you." You reply and leave.
You get back in your truck and drive off, just in time to see a van pull in front of the house Dan's still inside.
"Fuckin' idiot." You say as you drive back home.
You spend the rest of the day in a slightly heightened state of alert. You walk around armed and looking out the window of your trailer, until Tina gets home.
"What's going on?"
"That fucktard Dan took me to rob some drug dealer's house."
"So did you?"
"No, no, I left immediately when I found out, but the dealer was coming home just as I was leaving, I don't know what the hell happened to Dan."
"Funny you should mention that, since he came to the club. I thought he was shoving a lot of money in my G-String tonight."
"Sonofabitch, he managed to get away with it!"
"Uh, I dunno about that, later two guys came in and practically dragged him off. They didn't look like they were going to take him place good either."
"Shit, well I can't say I didn't warn him. Heh heh, looks like I got some of the money after all though."
"Excuse me? That money he shoved in my underwear belongs to me! The only one who did any work today as usual! I'm sure you might want to keep an eye out just in case Dan tried to save his own worthless life by implicating you, so I think you'd do well by staying on the couch tonight, wouldn't want to tire you out."
And that was Tina's subtle way of saying, "You ain't getting my money OR my pussy tonight, you lazy motherfucker."
Oh well at least you're not lying in five different pieces like Dan is right now.
"Damn Mel, I thought you were supposed to have fuckin' balls, what the hell, Tina got 'em in her purse today?"
"Dan, I'm gonna ignore that, 'cause the shit you're gonna be in, is gonna be much worse than anything I could do to you." You reply and leave.
You get back in your truck and drive off, just in time to see a van pull in front of the house Dan's still inside.
"Fuckin' idiot." You say as you drive back home.
You spend the rest of the day in a slightly heightened state of alert. You walk around armed and looking out the window of your trailer, until Tina gets home.
"What's going on?"
"That fucktard Dan took me to rob some drug dealer's house."
"So did you?"
"No, no, I left immediately when I found out, but the dealer was coming home just as I was leaving, I don't know what the hell happened to Dan."
"Funny you should mention that, since he came to the club. I thought he was shoving a lot of money in my G-String tonight."
"Sonofabitch, he managed to get away with it!"
"Uh, I dunno about that, later two guys came in and practically dragged him off. They didn't look like they were going to take him place good either."
"Shit, well I can't say I didn't warn him. Heh heh, looks like I got some of the money after all though."
"Excuse me? That money he shoved in my underwear belongs to me! The only one who did any work today as usual! I'm sure you might want to keep an eye out just in case Dan tried to save his own worthless life by implicating you, so I think you'd do well by staying on the couch tonight, wouldn't want to tire you out."
And that was Tina's subtle way of saying, "You ain't getting my money OR my pussy tonight, you lazy motherfucker."
Oh well at least you're not lying in five different pieces like Dan is right now.
