TRASH

"Well killin' is why I'm here Junior."
Junior hands you a heavy sledge hammer.
"Sonofabitch this is heavy."
"YOU SMASH PIGGIES IN HEAD GOOD! BRAINS COME LEAKING OUT EARS!"
"Um, okay."
"GET PIGGY FOR YOU!" Junior goes to a holding pen and drags a pig out to you, he holds it as it tries to get away.
"SMASH!"
You slowly lift the hammer up and bring it down onto the pig's head. You don't quite kill it though, now it's squirming and twitching. Junior is upset.
"YOU NOT DO IT RIGHT! YOU CRUEL! IT IN PAIN! KILL IT!"
You smash it in the head again, and again and again. It finally stops moving. Junior grabs the hammer from you.
"YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DO IT! ONE SMASH ONE KILL! NO PAIN!"
"Well fuck, the hammer's fuckin' heavy as shit! I was havin' a hard time lifting the fucking thing, I couldn't get enough swing power behind it. I'm not as fuckin' big as you!"
Junior can barely comprehend what you're trying to say, but some of it seems to have gotten through.
"OK YOU TOO WEAK TO KILL. NOT STRONG LIKE JUNIOR. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT ON DRESS LIKE SISTER SUZY!"