TRASH
"Okay go ahead." You say. Hey anything that's results in you not doing any work is fine by you. Suzy smiles at you and takes the rotten food from your hand. She "accidently" drops some of it, and then bends over to pick it up...
"Goddamn. The girl certainly grew up in a fuckin' hurry." You say to yourself quietly. She notices you noticing the view and proceeds to the hogs where she climbs up on the fence and begins to do some sort of weird movements that catch their attention. They begin to settle down and just watch her moving like some sort of fuckin' acrobat on the fence railing. She rubs the rotten food up and down her body and begins moaning. She now has YOUR attention as well. You and the pigs are hypnotically entranced by Suzy's display. Then she throws the food in the pen, jumps off the fence and begins throwing more food in, without the pigs getting all excited.
"See cousin Mel? You just gotta know how to treat them." She says with a smile. You gotta admit that's the first time you've ever seen something like THAT before.
"Well that was certainly interesting."
Suzy shrugs. "Meh, I do that all the time. I have a hard time relieving the boredom of this hog heaven. I wished I lived in a big city like you!"
"Eh contrary to popular belief I don't live in fuckin' Dallas!"
"Whatever, anything would be better than is boonies shit. (Sigh) I want to do things you know? With people!"
"That's funny, I can't stand doing things with people"
"Well maybe you're not doing the right things with the right people." Suzy says getting closer to you.
"Yeah I guess." You reply barely being able to keep your eyes on her face.
"I remember you though; you visited a couple times when I was little. I remember how I tried to sit on your lap and you pushed me off. I bet you wouldn't be that mean to me now, would you?" Suzy says doing her best to try to look innocent.
"Dunno, the day's not over." You say in an attempt to deflect her advances, she only seems more enticed by your bad ass attitude though.
"So Cousin Mel is there anything ELSE you'd like to know about this dull farm?" she says approaching you.
"Erm yeah, so now that they're fed, what else should I do?"
"Well, there are more pigs you know, so you could go feed them too, or you could help me in the barn."
You're starting to have some very filthy thoughts, which are just wrong on SO many levelsÂ…
"Goddamn. The girl certainly grew up in a fuckin' hurry." You say to yourself quietly. She notices you noticing the view and proceeds to the hogs where she climbs up on the fence and begins to do some sort of weird movements that catch their attention. They begin to settle down and just watch her moving like some sort of fuckin' acrobat on the fence railing. She rubs the rotten food up and down her body and begins moaning. She now has YOUR attention as well. You and the pigs are hypnotically entranced by Suzy's display. Then she throws the food in the pen, jumps off the fence and begins throwing more food in, without the pigs getting all excited.
"See cousin Mel? You just gotta know how to treat them." She says with a smile. You gotta admit that's the first time you've ever seen something like THAT before.
"Well that was certainly interesting."
Suzy shrugs. "Meh, I do that all the time. I have a hard time relieving the boredom of this hog heaven. I wished I lived in a big city like you!"
"Eh contrary to popular belief I don't live in fuckin' Dallas!"
"Whatever, anything would be better than is boonies shit. (Sigh) I want to do things you know? With people!"
"That's funny, I can't stand doing things with people"
"Well maybe you're not doing the right things with the right people." Suzy says getting closer to you.
"Yeah I guess." You reply barely being able to keep your eyes on her face.
"I remember you though; you visited a couple times when I was little. I remember how I tried to sit on your lap and you pushed me off. I bet you wouldn't be that mean to me now, would you?" Suzy says doing her best to try to look innocent.
"Dunno, the day's not over." You say in an attempt to deflect her advances, she only seems more enticed by your bad ass attitude though.
"So Cousin Mel is there anything ELSE you'd like to know about this dull farm?" she says approaching you.
"Erm yeah, so now that they're fed, what else should I do?"
"Well, there are more pigs you know, so you could go feed them too, or you could help me in the barn."
You're starting to have some very filthy thoughts, which are just wrong on SO many levelsÂ…