TRASH
"NO! I said! Now take your junkie ass else where!" you say.
"Aw come on Mel."
Suddenly you hear yelling outside.
"Fuck you, ya goddamn uptight motherfucker! (COUGH!) I bet you're a fuckin' liberal too!"
Well it looks like Jim's made friends with his customers.
"You wanna play with me boy? I'll play witcha! (COUGH!) This is a piece of shit car anyway!"
This is followed by some gun shots, and screams. You look outside and see Jim shooting the hell out of the car.
"What's going on?" you ask.
"Ah he pissed me off." Jim says, Dan comes walking out of the store.
"So what's going on?"
"Jim got pissed off."
"Oh okay, well see ya later."
Dan walks of in a pretty big hurry, you know something's up. Jim knows immediately the next time he looks in his register.
"Motherfucker! Someone ripped me off! (COUGH! COUGH!) I know who it was too; it was fuckin' Dan! (COUGH!)" Jim's excited state causes him to start clutching his chest, and fall out of his chair. Mei Mei comes down wondering what's going on, and sees Jim on the floor. She becomes hysterical.
"OH NO JIIIIIIIM! What you do to him?!!"
"I didn't do anything!"
"You did something to upset! You go now! White trash hillbilly!"
"Fine! I didn't like working here anyway! If he makes it, tell him he owes me money for one day's worth of work!" you say and walk out of the place. You see that the visitors never came back for their car. Left the keys in it too. It only has a few bullet holes in it. Hell those give it character! Sure would be a shame to just leave it thereĀ
You quickly bring your truck around and get some chains out of it and hook the car up to your truck and put the car in neutral. The car ends up smashing into the back of your truck a couple times (especially after you stop at the liquor store for some liquid refreshments) but you eventually get it back to the trailer park. You spend the rest of the day sitting in it and listening to Rockabilly on the radio. When Tina gets home she's wondering whose car it is.
"Hey Mel, who's convertible is this?"
"It's ours baby, now let's christen it by fucking in the back seat."
"Aw come on Mel."
Suddenly you hear yelling outside.
"Fuck you, ya goddamn uptight motherfucker! (COUGH!) I bet you're a fuckin' liberal too!"
Well it looks like Jim's made friends with his customers.
"You wanna play with me boy? I'll play witcha! (COUGH!) This is a piece of shit car anyway!"
This is followed by some gun shots, and screams. You look outside and see Jim shooting the hell out of the car.
"What's going on?" you ask.
"Ah he pissed me off." Jim says, Dan comes walking out of the store.
"So what's going on?"
"Jim got pissed off."
"Oh okay, well see ya later."
Dan walks of in a pretty big hurry, you know something's up. Jim knows immediately the next time he looks in his register.
"Motherfucker! Someone ripped me off! (COUGH! COUGH!) I know who it was too; it was fuckin' Dan! (COUGH!)" Jim's excited state causes him to start clutching his chest, and fall out of his chair. Mei Mei comes down wondering what's going on, and sees Jim on the floor. She becomes hysterical.
"OH NO JIIIIIIIM! What you do to him?!!"
"I didn't do anything!"
"You did something to upset! You go now! White trash hillbilly!"
"Fine! I didn't like working here anyway! If he makes it, tell him he owes me money for one day's worth of work!" you say and walk out of the place. You see that the visitors never came back for their car. Left the keys in it too. It only has a few bullet holes in it. Hell those give it character! Sure would be a shame to just leave it thereĀ
You quickly bring your truck around and get some chains out of it and hook the car up to your truck and put the car in neutral. The car ends up smashing into the back of your truck a couple times (especially after you stop at the liquor store for some liquid refreshments) but you eventually get it back to the trailer park. You spend the rest of the day sitting in it and listening to Rockabilly on the radio. When Tina gets home she's wondering whose car it is.
"Hey Mel, who's convertible is this?"
"It's ours baby, now let's christen it by fucking in the back seat."
