TRASH
As you go up to their table, one of them immediately begins shouting at your choice in hairstyle. Probably jealous no doubt.
"Hey you look like a faggot, with all that long hair! Ha Ha!"
"Uh huh, now run along home. The street lights are almost on and you know you have a curfew. After all seeing as your mothers are working the streets at night for their ebony pimp, someone should be looking after the house."
All of 3 of them stand up very angry.
"What'd you say motherfucker?" one asks.
"I said all your moms' are a black man's bitch, you skinhead fucks! Didn't they teach you English in Neo-Nazi school, or was that too difficult a concept for you to understand?" you shout combatively.
"You're paying for that asshole!" one shouts and tries to attack you, but you instinctively counter and slam his head into the table. Another tries to get behind you, but you back kick him and then elbow him in the face. The other one attempts to escape, but you grab his arm, and in doing so you notice his Swastika tattoo starts smearing!
"You fucking wannabes! You aren't even real skinheads! You fuckers were just trying to act tough! Pathetic!" you say and throw him into the soda dispensing machine. After shaking off the cobwebs, they run off to lick their wounds.
"And don't come back or I'll shove a burning cross up your asses!"
"Erm, that's the Klan, Mel." Billy says coming out of hiding.
"Whatever, you got my money?"
"Yeah, here you go, but you ruined my soda machine! So I'm docking you one hundred dollars!"
"Figures you'd find some way of not paying me the full amount, ah fuck it. I'm rich! Time to go get liquored up!"
You leave and go to the store and stock up on massive quantities beer and pork rinds. You then spend the rest of the day watching pay per view porn. When Tina comes home, you're definitely in the mood for some lovin'. (Plus you just learned a few things you want to try out) Tina's less than enthusiastic to you drunkenly pawing all over her right after she's had a bunch of other drunken idiots try to do the same, but after she sees you actually made some money today, she's a little more willing.
Fighting, drinking and fucking. Life is so simple for youÂ…
"Hey you look like a faggot, with all that long hair! Ha Ha!"
"Uh huh, now run along home. The street lights are almost on and you know you have a curfew. After all seeing as your mothers are working the streets at night for their ebony pimp, someone should be looking after the house."
All of 3 of them stand up very angry.
"What'd you say motherfucker?" one asks.
"I said all your moms' are a black man's bitch, you skinhead fucks! Didn't they teach you English in Neo-Nazi school, or was that too difficult a concept for you to understand?" you shout combatively.
"You're paying for that asshole!" one shouts and tries to attack you, but you instinctively counter and slam his head into the table. Another tries to get behind you, but you back kick him and then elbow him in the face. The other one attempts to escape, but you grab his arm, and in doing so you notice his Swastika tattoo starts smearing!
"You fucking wannabes! You aren't even real skinheads! You fuckers were just trying to act tough! Pathetic!" you say and throw him into the soda dispensing machine. After shaking off the cobwebs, they run off to lick their wounds.
"And don't come back or I'll shove a burning cross up your asses!"
"Erm, that's the Klan, Mel." Billy says coming out of hiding.
"Whatever, you got my money?"
"Yeah, here you go, but you ruined my soda machine! So I'm docking you one hundred dollars!"
"Figures you'd find some way of not paying me the full amount, ah fuck it. I'm rich! Time to go get liquored up!"
You leave and go to the store and stock up on massive quantities beer and pork rinds. You then spend the rest of the day watching pay per view porn. When Tina comes home, you're definitely in the mood for some lovin'. (Plus you just learned a few things you want to try out) Tina's less than enthusiastic to you drunkenly pawing all over her right after she's had a bunch of other drunken idiots try to do the same, but after she sees you actually made some money today, she's a little more willing.
Fighting, drinking and fucking. Life is so simple for youÂ…
