TRASH
Normally you'd kick his ass, but you're already on probation. Instead you storm out of the building and go slash all his tires before leaving. You stop off at the liquor store and spend what little money you had in your pocket and buy a 24 case of beer and then go home. You then proceed to listen to 80s Hard Rock all day and get shitfaced drunk by the time Tina comes home.
"Fuck Mel, can't you go ONE fucking day without getting drunk?"
" (Hic!) I'm not drunk bitch! I'm I'm tryin' to ah fuck it, its all bullshit anyway."
You then pass out head first into the table, creating a nasty gash that you don't even feel. Out of semi-concern for you, Tina pours vodka on it, to make sure it doesn't get infected and goes to bed.
"Fuck Mel, can't you go ONE fucking day without getting drunk?"
" (Hic!) I'm not drunk bitch! I'm I'm tryin' to ah fuck it, its all bullshit anyway."
You then pass out head first into the table, creating a nasty gash that you don't even feel. Out of semi-concern for you, Tina pours vodka on it, to make sure it doesn't get infected and goes to bed.
