TRASH
The stench you're giving off is even too much for you, so you go to what passes for a bathroom in your trailer.
"Goddamn it Tina, why the fuck is your underwear all over the fucking place!?" you say as your nearly strangle yourself walking into one of the clothes lines hanging in the room.
"How else am I suppose to dry them? The last time I hung them out to dry outside some fucking pervert stole them!"
You fight your way through the lines and get into the shower. Unfortunately Tina has already used up all the hot water so you freeze your dick off attempting to wash yourself. Then its apparent that she's used up all the towels as well, so you make do and dry off with her underwear. Then finally you take a giant shit in the toilet, clogging it up.
"Hey Mel, open up I gotta use the bathroom and I left my tampons in there!" Tina says.
"All yours!" you come out and say with a big grin and smacking her ass.
Tina takes one look at the bathroom and says "EWWWWWWW! You nasty inconsiderate fucker! You used my underwear to dry your body with and left a big stinking turd in the toilet! Ugh! The health department would have to clean this up!"
"Hey you used up all the fucking hot water and didn't leave any towels!"
"You stupid asshole, you ever think to look in the cabinet here instead of using my underwear?" Tina says opening it up displaying tons of towels.
"Well you still used up all the hot water!" you say.
"You better go find a job today after pulling this shit! I'm tired of having to support us on my good looks! I'm out there busting my ass dancing while you fucking goof off all fucking day getting drunk with your low life friends!"
"Yeah, yeah" you say.
"Goddamn it Tina, why the fuck is your underwear all over the fucking place!?" you say as your nearly strangle yourself walking into one of the clothes lines hanging in the room.
"How else am I suppose to dry them? The last time I hung them out to dry outside some fucking pervert stole them!"
You fight your way through the lines and get into the shower. Unfortunately Tina has already used up all the hot water so you freeze your dick off attempting to wash yourself. Then its apparent that she's used up all the towels as well, so you make do and dry off with her underwear. Then finally you take a giant shit in the toilet, clogging it up.
"Hey Mel, open up I gotta use the bathroom and I left my tampons in there!" Tina says.
"All yours!" you come out and say with a big grin and smacking her ass.
Tina takes one look at the bathroom and says "EWWWWWWW! You nasty inconsiderate fucker! You used my underwear to dry your body with and left a big stinking turd in the toilet! Ugh! The health department would have to clean this up!"
"Hey you used up all the fucking hot water and didn't leave any towels!"
"You stupid asshole, you ever think to look in the cabinet here instead of using my underwear?" Tina says opening it up displaying tons of towels.
"Well you still used up all the hot water!" you say.
"You better go find a job today after pulling this shit! I'm tired of having to support us on my good looks! I'm out there busting my ass dancing while you fucking goof off all fucking day getting drunk with your low life friends!"
"Yeah, yeah" you say.