School Day

Saturday rolls around. You gargle with mouthwash. Then you throw on some clothes, wait until 7:00, and go pick her up. Her cute sister opens up. "Hey! You lookin' so fine... you better be here for..." then she stopped. She caught a whiff of your not-showered body. "Woah boy, take it easy on the manly cologne." she says. She hands you a stick of roll-on deodorant. "Roll it everywhere on your body. You smell like a lump of old oatmeal." she says.