The Adventures of you and Megaman

You resist as strongly as you can and force yourself to continue reading stories... You eyes begin to water everytime you see the text. Your teeth start to chatter and you begin to go insane, just like in that really hot guy's story. Finally, your mind caves in and you freak out, download porn, and order a penis enhancement pill. Your dad walks in and spots you. "Hey boy what going o-" He spots your computer and immediately fall silent. He later kicks you out of the house and you get ran over by a truck. If only you had just clicked on the damn message...