The Sealed Princess of Five Fates

I hate adventurers. I despise them. I loathe them. I hate them. . . I love them.

Deep within the planet is where I am bound, surrounded by stone walls. I am not chained, at least not physically. This temple, one thousand feet below the civilization, is what the great heroes of old bound me to. Trapped forever alone. Well, not always alone, I suppose, there are always my minions to keep me company.

Skelp, the leader of my skeleton crew, spoke to me from time to time, when he wasn’t lost within the caverns of this tomb. When he would find his way here, it almost always seemed to be by mistake, but of course, he would try his best to make it look like he meant to come into my chamber. Like just now.

“Why hello there, your highness!” Skelp yelled as he sauntered into the room. “I have come to uh… pay you a visit! Yes, that’s it, give you the weekly report!