Wilf Wolf's Party

Wilf decides that the Bolympics is a great way to have fun, compete, and make some money! Wilf heads to the Bolympics facility, and is very impressed. The entire building is filled with athletes training, and Wilf is a little intimidated. Wilf walks up to a sheet of paper on the wall that has the event schedule and sign up sheet. Wilf notices two events that are starting soon.
Wilf signs up for the....