Wilf Wolf's Party

All of a sudden, Parrot and Macaw swooped in and snatched Wilf, flying him to the stuffed animal jail.
"It's a good thing we were there to catch this no good crimi- wait, Wilf? Why would you do this?" Macaw looked surprised and confused as he said this, but most of all, he looked disappointed.
"I'm sorry Macaw, I just wanted to have a cool party so I thought I'd just take a little and I didn't reali- look, I'm sorry! I know I messed up but please don't send me to jail!"
"Sorry Wilf, but rules are rules, you'll have to spend a year here" Macaw replied
"Now hold on there Macaw" Parrot interjected, "There is a loophole, if Wilf serves in emperor penguins army for three years, he'll be given a pardon."
"That's right, I forgot about that" Macaw says, "So, what will it be Wilf?"
Wilf paused and pondered his options. On one hand Wilf was scared to go to jail, but on the other hand, the army sounded really dangerous. Finally, Wilf made his decision.