The Evil Biscuits
You think that that things legs might've been made of biscuits... You decide to stay hidden, so those biscuit leg things can't find you and do something bad to you.
{FAST FORWARD TO 1 HOUR LATER}
You don't know how long you've been down here... days? Months? Years? All you know is that it's not safe outside. You feel hungry, but you can't risk those biscuit things destroying you... biscuits... biscuits........... you used to pretend you were TheBiscuitEater and take off all of their layers, one by one... biscuits....... suddenly you can't TAKE THE HUNGER ANYMORE!!! You rush outside and start sprinting at 70mph toward a biscuit! You don't care if you get destroyed, you just want to taste those biscuits again. As you sprint toward the biscuit guy, another one from behind shoots you with its biscuit gun. You get vaporized.
BISCUITED ENDING V - So many biscuited endings... too many...
{FAST FORWARD TO 1 HOUR LATER}
You don't know how long you've been down here... days? Months? Years? All you know is that it's not safe outside. You feel hungry, but you can't risk those biscuit things destroying you... biscuits... biscuits........... you used to pretend you were TheBiscuitEater and take off all of their layers, one by one... biscuits....... suddenly you can't TAKE THE HUNGER ANYMORE!!! You rush outside and start sprinting at 70mph toward a biscuit! You don't care if you get destroyed, you just want to taste those biscuits again. As you sprint toward the biscuit guy, another one from behind shoots you with its biscuit gun. You get vaporized.
BISCUITED ENDING V - So many biscuited endings... too many...
