The Evil Biscuits

You didn't even TRY to help? Oh well. You go into the basement and shut the door dramatically. You and your family hide under tables and other pieces of furniture and wait out whatever's happening upstairs. It sounds like people are throwing things around, not caring about the damage they do. It almost sounds li- oh no. OH NO. OH NONOONONONONOONONONOO. ONE OF THEM IS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS RIGHT NOW. THEY'VE FOUND YOU. THEY-

BISCUITED ENDING IV - ANOTHER biscuited ending??? Come on. You can come up with better names than that!