Steve-The Text Adventure

You slam open the sliding glass door. "HOWDY BURGESA!" you scream at him with glee. Burger's shoulders flinch and a great gust of energy and wind charges out from his area. A crackle of energy can be heard and a burst of light erupts about twenty feet in front of Burger. Where the trail of energy ends, a bright blob of light appears. For a moment, it hovers there far above the ground, a harsh breeze coming from it. You begin to giggle, this totally worked out awesome! "By the gods!" Burger says to himself under his breath. The ball of energy stretches out into what looks like an opening door. "This isn't good" Burger says. You’re mesmerized by the shininess of what’s happening. The door opens and all of a sudden winged demons of evil begin to stream out, they are pouring out, and flying up into the air, each one, letting out a scream before it flies off into the distance. You look to Burger questioningly. "Well Steve, you just managed to open up an inter-dimensional portal between all of space-time reality into hell. Nicely done". Only one thought comes to you, "crap"