That river in Egypt

"Bad Miss"
"How bad can braiding really be?"
"Uhhh you'd better have a look"
Rennala figured that it was probably pretty messy and disorganised but she wanted to see how bad it was. She stood up and went to the bathroom, looking into the mirror.
"PET! Get in here now"
He shuffled into the bathroom, looking at the floor. Her hair was now a full afro, a perfect fuzzy sphere.
"You were supposed to braid it! What the fuck is this?"
"I've never braided hair before Miss"
"How on Earth did you manage to do this?"
She looked back into the mirror, trying to figure out how it all went so wrong.
"I don't know Miss, it sort of just happened"
"What am I supposed to do now?"