That river in Egypt

"And what's this about the Anunnaki?"
She really had him going now.
"Oh Miss, originally they were Mesopotamian gods, like in Babylon, Sumer and Akkad. But they are super powerful aliens. The goat Billie Carson says that the Anunnaki created humans on Mars to be workers, and at some point put us on the Earth to mine for gold. But at some point, we forgot about our purpose but we still have a fascination with gold, and that's why our circadian rhythm is better suited to Mars"
"..."
"Yes this is the same Billie Carson who wrote 'The compendium of emerald tablets' detailing the knowledge handed down by Thoth the Atlantean"
"What a guy..."
"For real Miss. He even sells 'Alchemical elixir of the Anunnaki' on his website, which is called '4biddenknowledge' with an eye of Ra in the logo. It's a great read"
"What the hell is alchemical elixir of the Anunnaki?"
"It's a drink that he's selling. Read the description, it's hilarious Miss"
"Alright Pet"
She took out her phone and found the page he was talking about.
"Here we are. 'Ingredients: Made from vulcanized artesian mineral water gold'. That's just 1 ingredient? 'Dead sea salt, mineral salt powders, glacial milk sediment dust'. What on Earth is glacial milk sediment dust?"
"Who knows, but nobody said that making alchemical elixir of the Anunnaki would be easy"
"Oh here it lists the health benefits. 'Increase in energy, elevated consciousness, mental clarity, superconductivity, known to be beneficial for spiritual enhancement, clarity, and anti-aging'. Superconductivity?"
"Don't ask me Miss, sounds like elixir to me"
"..."
"I want a lifetime supply of this stuff. And it only costs $134.13 for 0.23 litres! It's worth over 151 times what my usual milk costs"
"...Yeah no you will not be getting a lifetime supply of that Pet"
She was glad that he was explaining things to her, but she didn't want him to yap about the Anunnaki forever.
"Very interesting Pet, I think I'll need some time to...digest the information"

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