That river in Egypt

"Haha no, Indian movies are not my favourite, I don't know why I keep watching them"
*WHACK*
"I mean, they are fun to watch because they are easy to make fun of due to how over-the-top they are. 'RRR' was the moviest movie that ever movied, and nothing will ever top it. But other films include 'Animal', 'Eega' and both 'Pushpa' movies. The worse they are, the better. Animal was probably the most sexist film I've ever seen, it was absurd. And at one point, the main character (who is a businessman or something like that) decides to fight 100 axe-wielding gang members on his own, while his friends just sing a song. How could that not be hilarious hehe. My favourite overall genre is horror"
*WHACK*

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