That river in Egypt

"Hmmm I mean, it wasn't the answer I was looking for but I'll take it"
*WHACK*
"I'm actually a software developer, but currently on break. But since I arrested and interrogated you, I'm a cop as well. Oh and a judge! I'm so talented hehe. Would I also be a pet trainer as well? Hehe. I remember you saying that due to plot convenience, you recieve a set amount of money for life for a lawsuit that you won. And since you won't be using that anymore, I'll just take it hehe. We can use this as the explanation as to why nobody ever goes to work in this story, isn't that clever? Pets don't need money anyway, so you don't need to worry about it"
*WHACK*
"I'm actually a software developer, but currently on break. But since I arrested and interrogated you, I'm a cop as well. Oh and a judge! I'm so talented hehe. Would I also be a pet trainer as well? Hehe. I remember you saying that due to plot convenience, you recieve a set amount of money for life for a lawsuit that you won. And since you won't be using that anymore, I'll just take it hehe. We can use this as the explanation as to why nobody ever goes to work in this story, isn't that clever? Pets don't need money anyway, so you don't need to worry about it"