That river in Egypt

"Uhhh, just sitting here"
She didn't believe him at all, she literally saw him trying to escape.
"Oh you've just been sitting there? You didn't try going anywhere?"
"Of course not... Why would I do that?"
"Oh I don't know, but you have been quite resistence thus far. It has me questioning whether or not I should keep you"
"Whatttttt? I haven't moved since you left..."