That river in Egypt

"Uhm that's fine, I got it"
He didn't want the alien going near his butthole again.
"No, zilly human. It muzt be removed by one ov uz. You might zcratch it. Intergalactic warrantiez are wild"
"Ugh fine"
The alien used it's Keplerian vision to look through Damocles' clothing. It raised it's finger and pointed at his crotch.
"I zee that you are owned. Zummon your owner zo that I can invorm her/him"