That river in Egypt

"He drives the Pythagoras Theorumobile"
"Oh my..."
Rennala's eyes scanned the vehicle that had pulled up to the curb. She couldn't believe that her friend was dating somebody who owned whatever that was.
"I definitely see why it's called the Pythagoras Theorumobile. Sin-Cos-Tan on wheels. That's the ramp car in every action movie that launches a cop car into the air. He doesn't have a windshield, that's a hypotenuse. Your boyfriend is driving wedge of cheese, Mel"
Melina's boyfriend wound down the window and started shouting towards them.
"She's not talking about my car is she?"
"Oh of course not, I would never!"
"Yeah right. And what colour's your Pythagoras Theorumobile?"
She looked at Melina disapprovingly.
"Really Mel? No wonder he doesn't listen to you, he listens to Bottom G"
"Yeah I know. I'll be going now, farewell Ren and happy new year. Stay safe getting home"
Melina walked down the garden path and got into the car. Rennala watched as they drove off, leaving her at a random house party.
"Fuck"

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