That river in Egypt

"He drives the Carthedral"
"Oh my..."
Rennala's eyes scanned the vehicle that had pulled up to the curb. She was kind of impressed actually.
"I definitely see why it's called the Carthedral. Your boyfriend might not be so bad Mel. He clearly has taste. For something that a vampire would definitely drive, it doesn't suck"
Melina's boyfriend wound down the window and started shouting towards them.
"She's not talking about my car is she?"
"Yeah I am, I like it! Real spooker vibes"
"Oh really? I know you're just saying that so that I'll give you a lift"
"Fuck"
She looked at Melina disapprovingly.
"Count Orlok mobile. The Mad Max movies called, they want their setpiece back. This is what cartoon villain drives so that the child audience knows how evil they are. Despicable Me ass car"
"Yeah I know. I'll be going now, farewell Ren and happy new year. Stay safe getting home"
Melina walked down the garden path and got into the car. Rennala watched as they drove off, leaving her at a random house party.
"Fuck"
"Oh my..."
Rennala's eyes scanned the vehicle that had pulled up to the curb. She was kind of impressed actually.
"I definitely see why it's called the Carthedral. Your boyfriend might not be so bad Mel. He clearly has taste. For something that a vampire would definitely drive, it doesn't suck"
Melina's boyfriend wound down the window and started shouting towards them.
"She's not talking about my car is she?"
"Yeah I am, I like it! Real spooker vibes"
"Oh really? I know you're just saying that so that I'll give you a lift"
"Fuck"
She looked at Melina disapprovingly.
"Count Orlok mobile. The Mad Max movies called, they want their setpiece back. This is what cartoon villain drives so that the child audience knows how evil they are. Despicable Me ass car"
"Yeah I know. I'll be going now, farewell Ren and happy new year. Stay safe getting home"
Melina walked down the garden path and got into the car. Rennala watched as they drove off, leaving her at a random house party.
"Fuck"