That river in Egypt

"He drives the Truth Crusader"
"Oh my..."
Rennala's eyes scanned the vehicle that had pulled up to the curb. She couldn't believe that her friend was dating somebody who owned whatever that was.
"I definitely see why it's called the Truth Crusader. I completely forgot that you were dating Alex Jones of all people. That petrol stop cannot be cheap. A billion dollars in debt and yet still single handedly keeping the Saudi oil fields in business. Text me next time he plans to refuel, I'll invest. He's driving a BBC, Mel. A Big Black Car"
Melina's boyfriend wound down the window and started shouting towards them.
"She's not talking about my car is she?"
"Oh of course not, I would never!"
"Yeah right. And what colour's your Truth Crusader?"
"Also black! And his name is Terrence Howard"
She looked at Melina disapprovingly.
"Really Mel? No wonder he doesn't listen to you, he listens to Bottom G"
"Yeah I know. I'll be going now, farewell Ren and happy new year. Stay safe getting home"
Melina walked down the garden path and got into the car. Rennala watched as they drove off, leaving her at a random house party.
"Fuck"
"Oh my..."
Rennala's eyes scanned the vehicle that had pulled up to the curb. She couldn't believe that her friend was dating somebody who owned whatever that was.
"I definitely see why it's called the Truth Crusader. I completely forgot that you were dating Alex Jones of all people. That petrol stop cannot be cheap. A billion dollars in debt and yet still single handedly keeping the Saudi oil fields in business. Text me next time he plans to refuel, I'll invest. He's driving a BBC, Mel. A Big Black Car"
Melina's boyfriend wound down the window and started shouting towards them.
"She's not talking about my car is she?"
"Oh of course not, I would never!"
"Yeah right. And what colour's your Truth Crusader?"
"Also black! And his name is Terrence Howard"
She looked at Melina disapprovingly.
"Really Mel? No wonder he doesn't listen to you, he listens to Bottom G"
"Yeah I know. I'll be going now, farewell Ren and happy new year. Stay safe getting home"
Melina walked down the garden path and got into the car. Rennala watched as they drove off, leaving her at a random house party.
"Fuck"