That river in Egypt

"You're wearing a Nickelback shirt"
"That's right Damocles, you got it"
"Now that I really think about it, I can't ignore this"
"Oh?"
"Sorry Rennala, it's not working out between us"
"Are you rejecting me for wearing a Nickelback shirt?"
"Yes"
And just like that, Damocles was outta there, leaving a broken hearted Rennala behind. She was normally the one doing the rejecting, she couldn't believe that it was finally her turn to experience the pain of it. She held her head in her hands and wept. Tears of sorrow dripped down from her face, it was simply too much to bear. The end!
End Of Story