That river in Egypt

Rennala walked and walked, eventually finding herself before a hat store. All the lights were on on the inside, including a big neon sign that read "Hat store. Open 24 hours". She thought to herself, "what kind of hat store is open at 1AM?". She walked in through the door and up to the counter, greeted by the receptionist.
"Hello I'm Pat, welcome to the 24-hour hat store. We are ready for all of your late-night hat emergencies"
"Hey, I have this strange unexplainable urge to buy a hat..."
"I know exactly what you mean, you've come to the right place! Did you have an appointment, or is this a spontaneous hat event?"
"Spontaneous"
"This isn't an emergency is it? Did you have a freak hatccident?"
"Nope, I just want a hat Pat"
"I'll hook you up with the good stuff"
Pat spun around in her spinny chair and motioned towards the wall of hats behind her. It was a magnificent display, hats all over the wall.
"What sort of hat would you like?"
"Hello I'm Pat, welcome to the 24-hour hat store. We are ready for all of your late-night hat emergencies"
"Hey, I have this strange unexplainable urge to buy a hat..."
"I know exactly what you mean, you've come to the right place! Did you have an appointment, or is this a spontaneous hat event?"
"Spontaneous"
"This isn't an emergency is it? Did you have a freak hatccident?"
"Nope, I just want a hat Pat"
"I'll hook you up with the good stuff"
Pat spun around in her spinny chair and motioned towards the wall of hats behind her. It was a magnificent display, hats all over the wall.
"What sort of hat would you like?"